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DMX OWES 1 MILLION DOLLARS IN CHILD SUPPORT...UP IN HERE.

Submitted Mon, 02/20/2012 - 11:00am by Jojo

DMX is being accused of owing more than $1 million in back child support, but X claims the child in question is not his….

TMZ  reports that X’s ex, Patricia Trejo, was in L.A. Superior Court Thursday morning, arguing against a motion DMX filed in their ongoing paternity case. X’s who’s been getting some extra-press asked the court for permission to perform in Europe.

You see, in paternity cases where significant child support is owed, the owing parent is prohibited from obtaining a passport without a court order and X wants a special dispensation.

LIVE FROM NEW YORK ITS A TOTAL IDIOT!

Submitted Mon, 02/20/2012 - 10:26am by Jojo


Lindsay Lohan was DYING to do "Saturday Night Live" again -- and kickstart her comeback -- so she reached out to Lorne Michaels herself to book the hosting gig ... TMZ has learned.

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ she has always felt the "SNL" executive producer has been very fatherly towards her throughout the years. We're told LiLo has always enjoyed doing the show, but was waiting for the right time to do it again. 

So now that her community service is coming to an end, our sources say Lindsay called up Lorne and asked him to consider her for the show again. We're told they had multiple conversations and eventually settled on a date ... March 3.

According to our sources, Lindsay feels doing "SNL" again will remind people she's an actress ... not a defendant.

DUMBEST SORORITY GIRL EVER.

Submitted Fri, 02/17/2012 - 10:43am by Jojo

A sorority girl at Florida State really wants to have a date with Lin for her formal. The problem is, she thinks Jeremy Lin is someone named Jerry Linn who plays for the New York Giants. This is her video asking Jerry Linn to be her formal date. This girl clearly is actually from the Phi Kappa Lives Under a Rock sorority.<p>





SEWAGE PLANT OFFERS VALENTINE'S DAY TOURS

Submitted Mon, 02/13/2012 - 11:28am by Jojo

If you  are looking for something romantic to do on Valentine's Day, you could consider taking tour of a state-of-the-art sewage treatment plant.

The Newtown Creek Wastewater Treatment Plant, which sits on one of the most disgusting waterways in the country, is opening their doors for any and all lovebirds who have an interest in sewage.

"It's a unique date, and one they'll never forget," plant superintendent Jim Pynn said. "Just imagine going home and saying, 'Where did he take me on Valentine's Day? I went to see the digester eggs in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.'"

On top of an afternoon of fun, each Valentine's Day visitor also gets a Hershey kiss.

YOU DIDNT WATCH THE GRAMMY'S?

Submitted Mon, 02/13/2012 - 11:05am by Jojo

Record Of The Year
Rolling In The Deep
Adele

Album Of The Year
21
Adele

Song Of The Year
Rolling In The Deep
Adele Adkins & Paul Epworth, songwriters (Adele)
Track from: 21

Best New Artist
Bon Iver

Best Pop Solo Performance
Someone Like You
Adele
Track from: 21

Best Pop Duo/Group Performance
Body And Soul
Tony Bennett & Amy Winehouse
Track from: Duets II

Best Pop Instrumental Album
The Road From Memphis
Booker T. Jones

Best Pop Vocal Album
21
Adele

Best Dance Recording
Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites
Skrillex
Skrillex, producer; Skrillex, mixer
Track from: Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites

Best Dance/Electronica Album
Scary Monsters And Nice Sprites
Skrillex

WHY WHITNEY HOUSTON DIED?

Submitted Mon, 02/13/2012 - 10:58am by Jojo

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... multiple prescription drug bottles were found in the Beverly Hills hotel room where Whitney Houston died ... but we're told there were NOT a lot of pills at the scene.

Among the prescriptions ... ibuprofen (painkiller), Xanax (anti-depressant), Midol (for menstrual cramps), amoxicillin (for treating bacterial infections) ... and more.

We're told the amoxicillin was prescribed recently because Whitney had been suffering from a sore throat.

We're told some of the prescriptions were old ... some issued in 2011 ... but some of the bottles were from 2012.  We're told the pill bottles that were recovered at the scene did not contain a lot of pills.

POLICE LURE NAKED MAN ON RADIO TOWER DOWN-WITH MCDONALDS CHEESEBURGER

Submitted Fri, 02/10/2012 - 11:16am by Jojo

LA Police were able to lure a naked man who spent hours atop a downtown radio tower with McDonald's hamburgers.

The man climbed to the top of the tower Wednesday night. At one point, police sources said, he asked for hamburgers from McDonald's. Officials complied, and he agreed to come down after eating his meal.

The 45-year-old Arizona resident was uninjured. It was unclear why he climbed the structure, which is part of a city personnel building just east of the downtown skyline.

He removed items of clothing after he began scaling the tower about 4 p.m.

"He started taking his clothes off as he climbed," Officer Karen Rayner told The Times.

TEACHER SPRAYS SMELLY STUDENT WITH FEBREZE

Submitted Fri, 02/10/2012 - 11:10am by Jojo

This time the teacher got a time out.

An elementary school teacher in Newfoundland, Canada has reportedly been put on paid leave as district officials investigate a claim she sprayed a student with an odor eliminator to mask his fishy-smelling lunch.

Patti Rideout told CBC News she was “very hurt and very angry” after learning the teacher of her 10-year-old son, Christian Roberts, had put him in the hallway then sprayed him with Febreze last week.

Other kids at Twillingate Island Elementary School had teased him over the fried capelin meal she’d made him, she said.

REPORTER ALMOST RUN OVER BY SANDUSKY'S WIFE!

Submitted Fri, 02/10/2012 - 10:44am by Jojo

So, This Reporter is doing a story on Sandusky in front of his house...then...

MRS. SANDUSKY MAKES HER GRAND ENTRANCE!!!

WATCH HOW FAST SHE SPEEDS UP GOING TOWARDS THE REPORTER!

http://www.wpxi.com/videos/news/video-channel-11s-courtney-brennan-nearl...

VALENTINE'S DAY GIFTS FOR HIM

Submitted Fri, 02/10/2012 - 10:34am by Jojo

Not sure what to get your guy for Valentine's Day this year? Here are a few ideas ...

  • Lingerie -- Dress up in something super sexy for him.
  • Electronics -- Get him something high tech that he's been wanting for a while. It's like jewelry for men!
  • Cologne -- Get him a scent that you find irresistible.

Plan a romantic dinner at home for two -- Cook his favorite foods and set the mood for a romantic evening in.

JUDGE SENTENCES MAN TO DATE WITH WIFE

Submitted Fri, 02/10/2012 - 10:25am by Jojo

A US judge has ordered a man accused of scuffling with his wife to take her out for a date.

 Jospeh Bray, 47, was told to buy wife Sonja, 39, flowers and then take her out bowling and for a romantic meal, reports the Sun Sentinel. Judge John Hurley also ordered the couple, of Plantation, Florida, to visit a marriage guidance counselor.

 Bray was charged with domestic violence after he and his wife got embroiled in a spat after he failed to wish her a happy birthday.

 Mrs. Bray claimed that her husband shoved her against a sofa and grabbed her neck. But the judge handed down his ruling after deeming the offence "very, very minor".

 However, he said Bray would face jail if he did not follow his sentence to the letter.

KRIS HUMPHRIES WANTS KIM KARDASHIAN TO ADMIT MARRIAGE WAS FAKE

Submitted Fri, 02/10/2012 - 10:18am by Jojo

Kris Humphries reportedly doesn't want any of Kim Kardashian's money. RadarOnline.comclaims that Kris is only looking to fight Kim in court because he wants her to admit that she married him under false pretenses.

The couple had a prenup, but sources say that Kim would be willing to shell out some money to end things smoothly. A source told Radar, "There have been informal settlement talks going on between Kim and Kris' respective lawyers. Team Humphries has made it crystal clear though that Kris isn't seeking any money from Kim. Kris doesn't want one penny from her. His lawyers have said the only terms acceptable for a settlement would be if Kim agrees to Kris' contention that the marriage was a fraud. There is a stand-off at this point because Kim will never agree to that, she says the marriage wasn't a fraud. It just didn't work out."

THE CHOCOLATE CAKE DIET!

Submitted Thu, 02/09/2012 - 8:49am by Jojo

If you're reading this at breakfast, it's our pleasure to bring you good tidings of great joy: You may eat cake.

Dig in. Have a cookie. Have some chocolate mousse or ice cream.

If that sounds insane, let us turn your attention to a counter-intuitive new study from a team of researchers at Tel Aviv University. They've stumbled onto some earthshaking evidence that suggests adding dessert to a balanced 600-calorie breakfast that includes proteins and carbohydrates can help dieters shed weight and keep it off in the long run.

Here's the skinny.

Researchers split 193 clinically obese, nondiabetic adults into two groups. The groups were assigned nearly identical low-carb diets of 1,400 calories a day for women and 1,600 calories a day for men, similar to the popular Atkins diet. But one group was given a low-carb 300-calorie breakfast and the other was given a 600-calorie breakfast that was high in protein and carbohydrates, and always included a dessert.

WIN A DIAMOND RING NOW

Submitted Wed, 02/08/2012 - 11:13am by Jojo

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DID YOU HEAR US?

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MAN ROBS BANK WITH ....

Submitted Wed, 02/08/2012 - 11:06am by Jojo

A California crook ended up behind bars after trying to rob a local bank by saying he had a bomb -- when he only had a cholesterol bomb!

Daniel Hegwood walked into the Wells Fargo branch carrying a bag that he claimed contained a bomb. He demanded and received cash, then fled, leaving the package-- which a bomb squad investigator determined contained two McDonald's apple pies.

Cops tracked him down in a nearby parking lot, at which point he insisted the bomb was actually in his backpack -- which turned out to contain nothing more than the cash he'd stolen from the bank.

SNOOKI SAYS SHE'S BI

Submitted Wed, 02/08/2012 - 10:58am by Jojo

Snooki is an equal opportunity lover.

In a recent interview with the Huffington Post, the Jersey Shorei star admitted, "I would consider myself bi.  But I would never be with a girl because I like..(man parts). But I've experimented."

She might not be the only fist-pumper playing for both teams.

Asked if her co-star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is gay, J-Woww said, "I can't confirm or deny with Mike, but if he was, it would all make sense."



PA SCHOOL VENDING MACHINE OFFERS MORNING AFTER PILL

Submitted Wed, 02/08/2012 - 10:45am by Jojo

Students at Shippensburg University in Pennsylvania can get the "morning-after" pill by sliding $25 into a vending machine, an idea that has drawn the attention of federal regulators and raised questions about how accessible emergency contraception should be.

 

The student health center at Shippensburg, a secluded public institution of 8,300 students tucked between mountain ridges in the Cumberland Valley, provides the Plan B One Step emergency contraceptive in the vending machine along with condoms, decongestants and pregnancy tests.

 

"I think it's great that the school is giving us this option," junior Chelsea Wehking said Tuesday. "I've heard some kids say they'd be too embarrassed" to go into town — Shippensburg, permanent population about 6,000 — and buy Plan B.

 

GAGA ANNOUNCES CONCERT TOUR

Submitted Wed, 02/08/2012 - 10:30am by Jojo

Lady Gaga revealed the stage plan for her upcoming Born This Way Ball tour. The tour is scheduled to launch later this year and will run into 2013. Gaga has not yet announced dates for the tour. Gaga explained the design on Facebook.

IS ADELE TOO FAT TO BE POPULAR?

Submitted Wed, 02/08/2012 - 10:24am by Jojo

Karl Langerfeld, aka the head designer for Chanel, has probably been jaded by all the models he's spent time with and offered his less than favorable opinion on Adele. According to Metro Paris, Karl wasn't shy to tell everyone that he thinks Adele could lose a few pounds.

  • He said, "I prefer Adele and Florence Welch. The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice. Lana del Rey is not bad at all. She looks very much like a modern-time singer. In her photos she is beautiful. Is she a construct with all her implants? She's not alone with implants."

Is it fair for Karl to criticize Adele's weight?

(COMMENT BELOW ON YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT)

FLO RIDA ONLY PAID ME $3.08 AN HOUR!

Submitted Wed, 02/08/2012 - 10:16am by Jojo

Flo Rida is reportedly being sued by his ex administrative assistant -- who has claimed that she worked long hours and he paid her less than a high school babysitter. According to TMZ.com, the woman -- named Mahogany Millerhas claimed that she started the job back in August -- and when she confronted him over the long hours and low wages, she was fired less than 24 hours after raising the issue.

  • She is suing for unspecified damages.

FLORIDA RESPONDS TO EX ASSISTANT'S CLAIMS

M.I.A. WILL HAVE TO PAY ANY FINES THE F.C.C. MAY IMPOSE

Submitted Tue, 02/07/2012 - 10:50am by Jojo

If NBC gets fined for M.I.A.'s surprise bird during Madonna's Super Bowl Halftime performance, the rapper may have to foot the bill. TMZ is reporting that M.I.A. signed a contract that specified that she'd be responsible for any fine related to her performance, not NBC or the NFL. While the NFL and NBC issued apologies shortly after the incident on Sunday, M.I.A. continues to remain mum about it, but a "source close" to her "who is not authorized to speak on the record" told Headline News what might have been going through her mind. "She was amped up and in performance mode. She was nervous and not thinking, and adrenaline took over. It wasn't meant as a gesture or a statement of any kind. It was an artist who had a mishap." The source added, "She feels horrible for putting Madonna in that position.

14 WAYS TO AVOID VALENTINES DAY

Submitted Tue, 02/07/2012 - 10:34am by Jojo

15 WAYS TO AVOID VALENTINE'S DAY THIS YEAR (TheFrisky.com)

It's winter, so take the opportunity to hibernate. Stay home alone all day and night on Valentine's Day.

Set your computer and phone date to February 15, as if the big day never even happened. If you have a page-a-day calendar, flip that sucker forward too.

Steer clear of Hallmarks and the chocolate heart filled aisles at the drug store.

Go to see a slasher movie. Trust, this is not the movie selection couples will be making.

Do your taxes. Hey, you need to file them sometime.

Don't email back when friends ask you what you are up to for V-Day. Ignore, ignore, ignore.

Or let your friends in on the game and make a pact not to discuss the holiday at hand.

Do not go out to dinner, in the name of all things holy. If you do want to go out, think fast food or buffets -- places couples will not be.

RUSSEL BRAND MOVES FROM KATY PERRY TO....

Submitted Tue, 02/07/2012 - 10:25am by Jojo

Russell Brand may have moved on to a Katy Perry look-alike. According to OK! Magazine, Russell is reportedly pursuing Zoey Deschanel. Reportedly, the pair have been corresponding over text message for weeks.

A source said, "Russell is a big fan of Zooey and would love to work with her in the future. He's been in contact, asking to meet up. He thinks she's hysterically funny and cute, too. He loves her quirky sense of humor. There seems to be a spark there. Zooey doesn't know whether she'll meet up with Russell yet. She's still recovering from the breakdown of her own marriage."

  • Zooey split from her husband of two years, Ben Gibbard, in November.
  • Russell filed for divorce from Katy at the end of December.
  • Reportedly, Zooey is aware that she looks a lot like Katy. Zooey even admitted to Allure magazine that fans have actually mistaken her for the singer.

BRADY'S WIFE BLAMES ALL OTHER PATRIOTS

Submitted Mon, 02/06/2012 - 10:15am by Jojo

From Yahoo! Sports

Watching your husband's team lose the Super Bowl can't be easy, but nobody expected this kind of reaction from the world's most famous supermodel.

Gisele Bundchen tossed Tom Brady's teammates under the bus following the Giants 21-17 upset of the Patriots in the Super Bowl. The Brazilian beauty was caught in a moment of weakness by TheInsider.com waiting for an elevator as she left the suites at Lucas Oil Stadium.

A few Giants fans started heckling her about Brady's performance as she walked quickly through the concourse. After initially smiling and even trying to ignore the fans, Bundchen let her guard down just long enough to deliver a foul-mouthed defense of her man -- and a sideswipe of his receivers.

JOHNNY DEPP AS BARNABUS COLLINS

Submitted Fri, 01/27/2012 - 8:15am by Jojo

This is the picture of Johnny Depp playing Barnabus Collins in the Movie "Dark Shadows" coming out in May.

This used to be a poorly produced (but kind of cool) soap opera in the '60s....but something tells us that this version is gonna be AWESOME.

**OPERATION SNOW ALERT UPDATE MONDAY 1 23 12

Submitted Mon, 01/23/2012 - 5:36am by Jojo
Bald Eagle Area School District: Delayed 2 hours
Bellefonte Area School District: Delayed 2 hours
Belleville Mennonite School: Delayed 2 hours
Brockway Area School District: Delayed 2 hours
Brookville Area School District: Delayed 2 hours
Calvary Christian Academy, Huntingdon: Delayed 2 hours; No AM kindergarten
Central Fulton School District: Delayed 2 hours
Centre Co. Christian Academy: Delayed 2 hours
Centre County Library-Centre Hall: Closed Today
CLC Charter School, State College: Delayed 2 hours
Curwensville Area School District: Delayed 2 hours
DuBois Area School District: Delayed 2 hours

Joe Paterno has Died.

Submitted Sun, 01/22/2012 - 12:07pm by Jojo

Full text of statement by the Paterno family on the death of Joe Paterno:

It is with great sadness that we announce that Joe Paterno passed away earlier today. His loss leaves a void in our lives that will never be filled.

He died as he lived. He fought hard until the end, stayed positive, thought only of others and constantly reminded everyone of how blessed his life had been. His ambitions were far reaching, but he never believed he had to leave this Happy Valley to achieve them. He was a man devoted to his family, his university, his players and his community.

He has been many things in his life — a soldier, scholar, mentor, coach, friend and father. To my mother he was and is her soul mate, and the last several weeks have shown the strength of their love. To his children and grandchildren he is a shining example of how to live a good, decent and honest life, a standard to which we aspire.

IT'S NOT TRUE

Submitted Wed, 01/18/2012 - 9:33am by Jojo

One of JoJo's Producer's passed him a story that Adele's new man has been going through a divorce for years...prompting the Show to go on full alert "DUMP HIM NOW" mode.

We were contacted DIRECTLY by Adele's Social Media Team who informed us that her man has ACTUALLY BEEN DIVORCED FOUR YEARS.

There is one less person producing for JoJo in the Morning now.

Are you someone that lets their kid....

Submitted Tue, 01/17/2012 - 11:10am by Jojo

Many parents across the nation are helping their preteen children get on Facebook despite the company's requirement that users must be at least 13. These parents say Facebook, the world's biggest social networking site, is useful and so popular among their children that it's nearly impossible to stop them from joining. One mom who helped her 11-year-old son create a profile said, "I want him to embrace technology, and I think social media is very powerful." A study published in an academic journal in November found that 36% of all parents surveyed knew that their child joined Facebook before age 13 and that 68% of these parents helped their child create their account. (Fox News)

HAVE YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW EVER HELPED THEIR PRETEEN KIDS USE FACEBOOK?

Why? (Aren't you worried about weirdos n junk??)

(Speak out now for a future segment on JoJo in the Morning)

JoJo the Insomniac did some Research...

Submitted Tue, 01/17/2012 - 11:05am by Jojo

1. To function best, you need to get eight hours. There's nothing magic about that number. Everyone has different sleep needs, and you'll know you're getting enough when you don't feel like nodding off in a boring situation in the afternoon, says New York University psychologist Joyce Walsleben, Ph.D., co-author of A Woman's Guide to Sleep.

2. If you can get it, more sleep is always healthier. You wish. Some studies have found that people who slept more than eight hours a night died younger than people who got between six and eight hours. What scientists don't know yet: Whether sleeping longer causes poor health or is a symptom of it, says Najib Ayas, M.D., MPH, assistant professor of medicine at the University of British Columbia. Long sleepers may suffer from problems such as sleep apnea, depression, or uncontrolled diabetes that make them spend more time in bed.

JoJo Busts Internet Myths Episode 1

Submitted Tue, 01/17/2012 - 11:01am by Jojo

Myth #1: The FBI monitors your every tweet: The FBI does not scan every Twitter feed for code words, which would require an enormous computing effort, FBI spokeswoman Jenny Shearer told FoxNews.com. She said the agency's usual practice is to look into the matter if it becomes aware of a threat on Twitter. That's quite different from scanning every tweet looking for terror suspects.

Myth #2: Teens routinely snap illicit photos and post them on the Web: Paul Henry, security and forensic analyst at Lumension, says he's never had a case where a phone contained illicit photos taken without someone's consent. He has heard accusations that people are doing that, but during the investigation he has found that there were no photos taken. And that makes sense: even with a silent click, we usually know when someone is snapping a photo. Henry says there is cause for concern with consensual photos being taken and then posted on the Web.

OPERATION SNOW ALERT

Submitted Tue, 01/17/2012 - 5:38am by Jojo
OPERATION SNOW ALERT
*updated at 625am**
2 HOUR DELAYS :

Penns Manor
Chestnut Ridge
Purchase LinE
keystone central 2 hour delay


Indiana County Head Start-Closed

BALD IS BEAUTIFUL

Submitted Thu, 01/12/2012 - 9:22am by Jojo

Mattel is under a HUGE amount of pressure to create BALD BARBIE.

This would be in honor of everyone battling the deadly disease, especially little girls all over the World.

JoJo has been swamped with people in favor of the new Toy.

What do YOU think?

Here's the facebook petition:

http://www.facebook.com/BeautifulandBaldBarbie?ref=nf

LISTEN LIVE!

Submitted Mon, 01/09/2012 - 6:01am by Jojo

Don't let not having a radio get in the way of enjoying HOT!

Look on the top right of the page and click the "LISTEN LIVE" link..

*Bonus Content

*Share your favorite Songs with Friends

*Rate the Music as its playing and have a say in what we play!

Apps Coming Soon!

Operation Snow Watch!

Submitted Tue, 01/03/2012 - 7:52am by Jojo
ACRP / Northern Cambria Alternative: Delayed 2 hours
Admiral Perry AVTS: Delayed 2 hours
Bishop Carroll HS: Delayed 2 hours
Blacklick Valley School District: Delayed 2 hours; No AM Pre-School
Broad Top Head Start: Delayed 1 hour
Brockway Area School District: Delayed 2 hours
Brookville Area School District: Delayed 2 hours
Brookville Head Start 2: Delayed 1 hour
Cambria Heights School District: Delayed 2 h

LISTEN TO "I'M SANTA AND I KNOW IT"

Submitted Wed, 12/21/2011 - 10:52am by Jojo

Want a reason to DISLIKE The Kardashians EVEN MORE?

Submitted Wed, 12/21/2011 - 10:48am by Jojo

The Kardashians -- who make millions of bucks off of their fashion lines -- use "slave labor" and turn a blind eye to shocking working conditions ... this according to a news report.

A human rights group is investigating claims that workers in China -- as young as 16 -- are working in squalid conditions to manufacture merchandise for the K-Dash by Kardashian label, the Kris Jenner Kollection and ShoeDazzle, according to a Star Magazine investigation.

The institute for Global Labour and Human Rights confirms with TMZ ... they have launched an investigation, amidst claims the Kardashians' products are produced in factories wreaking of stench from sewage, with temperatures north of 100 degrees.  An official from the organization tells TMZ, conditions in the factories that manufacture Kardashian products are "horrific."

JoJo in the Morning EXPANDING in 2012

Submitted Wed, 12/21/2011 - 9:55am by Jojo

My aplogies for being more loyal to my Facebook Page than to our New Website over the past few Weeks.

I wanted to drop by and share some exciting news with you.

Beginning in January, You will be able to hear JoJo in the Morning

in:

1.) New York City ,NY

2.) Miami,  Fl

3.) Lancaster ,PA

More locations will be announced, but please help spread the news!

I'm so excited for what an even Larger Audience means for the Program, and I hope you are too....

Merry Christmas!

JoJo

THE OSCARS LISTENED TO JOJO!

Submitted Thu, 11/10/2011 - 5:16pm by Jojo


JoJo was joking around on air (11/10) by suggesting the Oscars replace Eddie Murphy with Billy Crystal....

"WHY DON'T YOU GUYS DIG BILLY CRYSTAL OUT OF THE CLOSET"-JoJo,825am 11/10

Billy Crystal just announced ... he's replacing Eddie Murphy as the host for next year's Oscars show.

The legendary Academy Awards host tweeted just minutes ago -- "Am doing the Oscars so the young woman in the pharmacy will stop asking my name when I pick up my prescriptions. Looking forward to the show."

As we previously reported, Murphy backed out from hosting the show yesterday -- after his friend Brett Ratner resigned from producing it ... following uproar over a homophobic slur Ratner dropped at a film screening.

This will be Crystal's 9th time hosting the Oscars. So far, no official word from either the Academy or Billy's reps.

JOJO BUYS YOUR DINNER NOW!

Submitted Thu, 11/10/2011 - 3:35pm by Jojo


First Correct Guess wins $30.00 El Campesino Altoona Gift Certifcate.

Clues:

1. It shouldnt be in a box.

2. One is never enough.

3. It's not Justin Bieber.

Sign in with Facebook (above) or create an account to answer!

HURRY...THE FIRST CORRECT ANSWER WINS!

Ashton Kutcher admits he can't think for himself

Submitted Thu, 11/10/2011 - 3:20pm by Jojo


Ashton Kutcher
doesn't trust himself with his own thoughts ... claiming his Twitter defense of Joe Paterno has made him realize that he isn't qualified to speak to 8 million people.

Kutcher just posted a long-winded message on his blog -- explaining that he has decided to turn over control of his Twitter account to his management team -- which will now filter Ashton's stream of uninformed thoughts before they are unleashed on the masses.