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Rob Z's blog of epic fails and blunders from the world of the Internet. You'll feel like a genius after reading this blog.

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Planking is Over. Now it's time for The Ostrich.

Submitted Wed, 01/25/2012 - 4:16pm by Rob Z

FAILing to go on Vacation.

Submitted Tue, 01/10/2012 - 6:34pm by Rob Z

A New York City school employee, Joan Barnett, 58, forged a daughter's death certificate to get extra vacation time in Costa Rica.

Joan submitted an altered death certificate to get approved leave time. She lost her job after the forgery came to light.

Someone who said she was Barnett's daughter called the school and said her sister in Costa Rica was very sick.

Later that day another supposed daughter of Barnett's called and said her sister had suffered a heart attack and died. She said relatives were gathering in Costa Rica.

Barnett then faxed the school a death certificate.

The Richest Idiot in the World...wait...he's just an idiot.

Submitted Tue, 01/03/2012 - 4:46pm by Rob Z

Excuse me sir, do you have change for this...

In Lexington, North Carolina Michael Fuller, 53-years-old tried to use a fake $1 million bill at a Walmart to pay for $476 worth of merchandise.  He was buying a microwave, vacuum cleaner and a new brain. (I made up the new brain part)

The cashier was able to spot the fake because...IT WAS A ONE MILLION DOLLAR BILL!!!  Is this guy an idiot or what?!

There has not been a bill printed higher than $100 dollars since 1969 by the US Government.  The closest thing to that that the government has ever printed was a $100,000 dollar bill in 1934, and that only lasted one year.

The really surprising part is that Michael is not the only one to try to pass of a $1 million dollar bill on someone.

According to a New Study, People Conducting Studies are Idiots.

Submitted Wed, 12/28/2011 - 9:07am by Rob Z

Today I read a study was conducted...here is what the outcome was.

--According to a new study, people who quit smoking are happier and more satisfied with their health, compared to those who smoke.

Here are some other really obvious things that have been discovered because of idiots being payed to do idiotic studies.

--islands are surrounded by water

--If you can see the air, don’t breathe it

--eating too much fatty food makes you fat

--a Market Economy is a system in which people buy and sell things.

--french fries taste good with ketchup

--the hamburger is a popular American meal

These are REAL results from REAL studies that were performed by "professionals" who work for government and state organizations.

On a totally un-related know, here's a great FAIL for today.

Robbin' the Crib FAIL.

Submitted Sun, 11/20/2011 - 2:52pm by Rob Z

2 Crooks - 1 Webcam - Greatest Robbery Fail EVER!

I've never seen a better fail video.

Those guys are walking around w/ Wii games while cops are surrounding the house.  That is a classic.

Thank god for idiots, webcams, YouTube and the police.

That my friends is a FAIL.

MW3 and the Man that Failed it.

Submitted Sun, 11/13/2011 - 12:02pm by Rob Z

A 31-year old man playing video games.  Sounds a little immature, don't you think? But, we are talking about MW3 here.

MW3 is Modern Warfare 3 - possibly the most popular game in the history of gaming. The Modern Warfare series brings in more money than most movies.

So, anyone can understand why it would make you want to KILL, right?

Oh, that's right...you're not insane.  Lomarin Sar is. And Lomarin was ready to kill.

Lomarin, a 31 YEAR OLD MAN, pre-ordered MW3 at his local Best Buy. When he went to pick the game up he was informed that Best Buy had sold out of the game.

Now, I have to admit that I would be pretty mad to if I pre-ordered something and come to find out that the store had sold out of it.  That is an issue that deserves a Best Buy gift card and a sincere apology. Lomarin could have made out on this deal.

Instead he threatened to murder employees and blow up the entire store.