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Paris Hilton is in the 'House'.

Submitted Mon, 01/30/2012 - 6:39pm by Rob Z

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Paris Hilton WILL NOT stop making music.

She refuses to sit back and just be a rich, snobby brat.

She insists on damaging your ears.

Now Paris wants to make 'House Music'.

That is definitely the best way to hide the fact that she has absolutely no talent.

Formula: 1. Get superstar DJ's and producers (Afrojack) to make your beats. 2. Drop your daddies cash to get superstar rappers (Snoop Dogg, LMFAO) 3. Use Auto-Tune more than Ke$ha so that no one can tell how unbelievably horrific your voice is.

That's the formula, and it will probably work well enough to release a half-listenable single.